Squirrel Shark House
4 years ago
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Twas the week of finals and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even an Adderall crazed ad kid.

Things are quite right now, and thats incredibly rare, because we have all been up until all hours of the night motivated by all things not exactly natural. I go to bed, and people are working, I wake up and new people are sitting at the table and working while others partake in the guilty pleasure of sleep. We all lust for that beautiful moment of freedom that seems just barley unreachable out there on the not-so-distant horizon. But fear not my friends, for as the Wise Men were once guided by a light about-this-time-a-year, a long time a go. So shale we, be guided by the glistening light of the keg at fFriday nights party.

4 years ago
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Its a thanksgiving feast of caffeine

Food coma? I think not. Living on a diet of procrastination and quickly nearing deadlines, the members of the Squirrel Shark House have been bingeing on mass quantities of uppers to help fuel the delirious fire of creativity, as exhibited here in this photo of our local trash receptacle.

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4 years ago
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WE AINT DEAD YET MUTHA FUCKUS!
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4 years ago
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Draw a Squirrel Shark No.3

We received another submission, This photo was captured by Mr. Matt Blanc from Clarkston MI. This particular picture shows the squirrel sharks fierce side, the Squirrel Shark can lash out with terrible anger if pushed out of its comfort zone. Thanks Matt for giving us this rare glimpse in to the often unseen side of the Squirrel Shark, your a fearless man.

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4 years ago
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Draw a Squirrel Shark No.2

We have our second submission; this time all the way from the frosty north of Michigan, where it is rumored that the Squirrel Shark was first spotted. David Arnold of Houghton MI, a Yooper, dedicated Squirrel Shark blog follower and clearly an artist of the highest caliber sent us this incredible likeness of the beast. The paintings serves not only as a hint as to what the mythical creature looks like, but also as a warning of its fearsome power. Thanks Dave and Keep em comin’ kids.

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David Arnold’s Squirrel Shark.

4 years ago
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The Rumors are Not True

I know that there have been some images of myself, accompanying long time friend Posh Spice being passed around the celebrity gossip magazines and blogs. I want to clear the air for you, the dedicated Squirrel Shark Blog reader that Posh and I are nothing more than good friends. The photos taken and distributed by photographer Danielle Denha are nothing more than an attempt to ruin the reputations of both Posh and myself. I want you, the dedicated Reader to know that Rihanna and I are still happily together and we will not let the media tear us apart. The Squirrel Shark House stands united and we not stand for degradation of character for any member of the house.

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4 years ago
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Draw A Squirrel Shark No.1

Well folks, the entries are pouring in. The Jamaica Queens Resident, Mr. George Washington sent this wonderful rendering of the beast itself. Thank you George and remember to Keep em’ coming kids.

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The Squirrel Shark House “Draw a Squirrel Shark” Contest is Here.

Its that time of year agin where we ask you, the dedicated reader, to draw what the fictional character of beauty and power looked like. If you would like to enter your likeness to the contest please send it to MattTArnold@gmail.com Subject: What the Majestic Squirrel Shark Looks Like contest.

4 years ago
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Things people send me over AIM No. 1

Below you will find pictures kikko sent me and a design Michael Carian sent me.

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